ohey, i'm tessa, 18, missouri


get the fuck outta my face if u didnt think lost was one of the best shows of all time


waking up and getting up are two very very different things


i will always assume indirects are about me. you could make a post/tweet like “ugh i hate that you raised me this way” and i’d be like i’m sorry i shouldn’t have done that


Fun fact: John Cleese was actually supposed to say some really long and complicated name, but he forgot it and just said, “Tim” and everyone just rolled with it.


really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000

I was gonna fuck a guy but i didn’t and that is true dedication to the guy that doesn’t even talk to me ok i deserve clapping why aren’t people clapping for me rright now

if you don’t start responding to my texts then i will find you and i will throw up on you because that is how i feel about you.