im so miserable but i laugh at everything
Moment of silence for straight girls whose boyfriends don’t go down on them
I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.
<b> bae:</b> come over<p><b>me:</b> do you have food<p><b>bae:</b> my parents aren't home<p><b>me:</b> are they coming back with food<p>