ohey, i'm tessa, 18, missouri

incoconito:

*wakes up from coma* “tell me I dont have a unibrow”

6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

Android user: My Galaxy S5 has 16 gb of RAM and a 16 megapixel camera. What does your shitty iPhone have?
iPhone user: Emojis
Android user: damn :/

roahnari:

fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

an ancient and terrible curse.

Oglaf makes my fucking life better.