ohey, i'm tessa, 18, missouri

llttlemermaid:

get the fuck outta my face if u didnt think lost was one of the best shows of all time

foodtrucker:

waking up and getting up are two very very different things

femharry:

i will always assume indirects are about me. you could make a post/tweet like “ugh i hate that you raised me this way” and i’d be like i’m sorry i shouldn’t have done that

tinalikesbutts:

Fun fact: John Cleese was actually supposed to say some really long and complicated name, but he forgot it and just said, “Tim” and everyone just rolled with it.

afire-inside:

really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000

I was gonna fuck a guy but i didn’t and that is true dedication to the guy that doesn’t even talk to me ok i deserve clapping why aren’t people clapping for me rright now

if you don’t start responding to my texts then i will find you and i will throw up on you because that is how i feel about you.