ohey, i'm tessa, 18, missouri

ghcst:

im so miserable but i laugh at everything

boobslyn:

Moment of silence for straight girls whose boyfriends don’t go down on them

verticulars:

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

<b> bae:</b> come over<p><b>me:</b> do you have food<p><b>bae:</b> my parents aren't home<p><b>me:</b> are they coming back with food<p>

woesleeper:

thegreenwolf:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grass Desk Prank [ohyouperv]

I could totally be okay with this.

I couldn’t even be mad. I would just sit there and laugh.